Torch Joke
A joke about clean delivery and a 3 year old.?
A midwife called in our house recently and my wife was about to give birth and I was doing some shopping .. Suddenly there was a power cut and all the lights went out. The midwife, looking somewhat puzzled at not being able to see what was happening, found a torch and I asked my three year old son to keep. She told her where to point and in the next few minutes my wife gave birth to our baby. The midwife wrapped the baby and asked my daughter what she thought of his new brother. He looked up at the midwife and said casually, "The baby crawled shouldn't've there and got lost in the first place! "A child's perspective? Oh, yeah!
LMFAO ….. that's very good
